My Daily Routine as a Shimmyist Monk
Shimmyism is a very challenging religion, which requires daily sacrifice and complete worship towards the true and only Goddess Princess Shimmy. And by complete and total worship, i mean total and extreme devotion and dedication towards the Will of Princess Shimmy. A Shimmyist believer and especially a Shimmyist monk lives entirely and strictly according to the Teachings of the Great and Holy Princess Shimmy. Everything in his life is dictated by the main factor of Shimmyism; provide the most and…